Imagine what is status of English among professionals in India...
Infosys, Bangalore:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave
Oracle, Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave.
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to give A leave letter:" I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
Infosys, Bangalore:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave
Oracle, Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave.
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to give A leave letter:" I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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